North Korea, Best Korea!
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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