I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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