if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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