Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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