She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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