I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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