So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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