so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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