you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Panties = found
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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