Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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