My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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