Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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