I want to stick my p in your. b.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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