"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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