talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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