I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Boobs speak an international language.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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