The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Dicks are not precious.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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