I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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