Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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