Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?