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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.

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(925): View more from California

just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.

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(205): View more from Alabama

i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"

(1-205): View more from Alabama

if you ask that question again our friendship is over

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(425): View more from Washington

be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.

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(303): View more from Colorado

If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina

(401): View more from Rhode Island

I told you those kegels would come in handy one day

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.

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(519): View more from Ontario

That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..

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