I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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