if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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