You surviving the open bar?
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there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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