Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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