Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Just cropdusted the office
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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