Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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