he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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