even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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