I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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