i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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