I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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