Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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