Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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