we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
