But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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