I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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