found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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