"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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