I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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