It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
