would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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