if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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