remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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