after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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