I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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