So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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