If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
i believe in u and ur pee
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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