brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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