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(248): View more from Michigan

Am i fat?

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Well i wouldnt let you on top

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began

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(905): View more from Ontario

Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots

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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings

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(903): View more from Texas

He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.

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(509): View more from Washington

I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.

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(917): View more from New York City

don't judge my taste in strippers

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(504): View more from Louisiana

so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?

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