How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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