forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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