her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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