Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Randomize